Short stand-up roasts of brands, headlines and that friend who’s been “five minutes away” since 2019. With a crowd, subtitles and a sample to hear right now.
Demo with subtitles: real roasts come with a voice and a crowd.
“You left them on read in 2023. Still drafting the reply.”“You peaked at the school talent show. It’s been reruns since.”“You lost an argument with the satnav. It was right.”“You call it investing. Your bank calls it donating.”“Three years of gym membership. Longest relationship you’ve had, and you’ve never met.”“You left them on read in 2023. Still drafting the reply.”“You peaked at the school talent show. It’s been reruns since.”“You lost an argument with the satnav. It was right.”“You call it investing. Your bank calls it donating.”“Three years of gym membership. Longest relationship you’ve had, and you’ve never met.”
Fresh off the grill
Latest roasts.
Brands, headlines and people who had it coming, roasted in under a minute. Here’s the flavour.
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Black Friday that lasts eight days
Brands1:30
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“Out for delivery” since Tuesday
Brands0:25
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Same street, repaved every spring
In the news1:44
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The “quick” update: 47 minutes
Tech0:58
Samples, to show the style. Yours will be about your friend.
How it works
Three steps. One victim.
1
Tell us who.
A first name and a few facts. Specific wins: “always late” is fine, “late to their own surprise party” is gold.
2
We write it. We perform it.
A proper stand-up set with setups, punchlines and a crowd that gets it. Written fresh. No reheated jokes.
3
Send it. Wait for the reply.
Drop it in the group chat and grab popcorn. Comebacks welcome: they can always roast you back.
Your turn
Who’s on the menu?
Give us a name and the gossip. We’ll handle the timing.
Your gossip. Our punchlines.
Written fresh for them. Never reheated.
60-second sets, free to try. Longer ones are coming soon.
Alex is ‘five minutes away’. Alex has been five minutes away since the last World Cup.From a Spicy preview · 60 sHear a sample ▸
Friends only. With love.
We roast what you tell us. Nothing about looks, health or family. If they can’t take a joke, pick someone else.
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